Article 5515Q Jilted Lover Keying Cheater’s Car Realizes She Should Have Started Further Over

Jilted Lover Keying Cheater’s Car Realizes She Should Have Started Further Over

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CINCINNATI-Reluctantly admitting there was no way to neatly fit the entire string of profanities onto the vehicle now, jilted lover Marcia Yarbury told reporters Thursday that she should have started further over while keying her cheating boyfriend's car. Seriously, why didn't I start closer to the front of the car-I...

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