Article 559TD So-Called Vegetarian Always Kills, Devours Chicken Whole Whenever She’s Drunk

So-Called Vegetarian Always Kills, Devours Chicken Whole Whenever She’s Drunk

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DENVER-Expressing skepticism regarding Sarah Hastings' holier-than-thou proclamations of support for animal rights and ethical eating, friends of the 23-year-old graduate student told reporters Thursday that the self-described vegetarian," in fact, kills and devours a chicken whole whenever she is drunk. Sarah talks...

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