Erudite, insightful, self-aware and almost human: Give your local database admin a hug – it's DBA Appreciation Day

We said, we hope you get some downtime. Oh never mind. Come on, it's just once a year

Hang the bunting, ice the cupcakes, and wrap the presents: it comes but once a year but today, as you beautiful people well know, is international DBA Appreciation Day....