Article 55ECN Trump Slaughters Dozens Of American Troops In Hopes Of Cashing In On Russian Bounties

Trump Slaughters Dozens Of American Troops In Hopes Of Cashing In On Russian Bounties

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BAGRAM, AFGHANISTAN-Following intelligence reports that Moscow offered to pay Taliban-linked militants to kill coalition forces in Afghanistan, President Donald Trump reportedly slaughtered dozens of U.S. service members Monday in hopes of cashing in on the bounties. Once I heard Russia was paying out these...

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