Article 55N7F Ornithologists Attribute Owls’ Nocturnal Lifestyle To Hard Cocaine Habit

Ornithologists Attribute Owls’ Nocturnal Lifestyle To Hard Cocaine Habit

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BRUNSWICK, ME-Dispelling commonly held beliefs surrounding their unusual sleep habits, ornithologists at Bowdoin College released a groundbreaking new study Monday that attributed owls' nocturnal lifestyle to their hard cocaine habit. The reason owls are so alert at night is because they have a crippling addiction to...

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