Article 55YDF Toddler Feels Somewhat Torn About Pretending To Be Policeman In Current Climate

Toddler Feels Somewhat Torn About Pretending To Be Policeman In Current Climate

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SOUTH BEND, IN-Expressing misgivings over perpetuating a system of oppression, local toddler Aaron Merchant reportedly felt somewhat torn Monday about pretending to be a policeman in the current cultural climate. I have a lot of fun yelling at kids and putting them into jail, but I certainly don't want to contribute...

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