Article 55ZSH Man Unaware Majority Of His Life’s Failures Directly Caused By Getting Only 80% Daily Recommended Thiamine

Man Unaware Majority Of His Life’s Failures Directly Caused By Getting Only 80% Daily Recommended Thiamine

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LANSING, MI-Confirming the man's utter obliviousness to the root of all his problems, 44-year-old Eric Shoup reportedly remains unaware that the majority of his life's failures are the direct result of him getting only 80% of his daily recommended thiamine. If Eric could manage only a couple more servings of brown...

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