U.S. Requires Hurricanes To Quarantine For 2 Weeks Before Traveling To Other States Along Coastline

The NOAA is ordering all tropical cyclones to storm in place for a minimum of 14 days before moving on to destroy other parts of the country.

The NOAA is ordering all tropical cyclones to storm in place for a minimum of 14 days before moving on to destroy other parts of the country.
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