Article 56D49 Federal Troops Tear-Gas Yankees Off Field So Trump Can Throw Out First Pitch

Federal Troops Tear-Gas Yankees Off Field So Trump Can Throw Out First Pitch

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NEW YORK-Moving in formation across the first-base line as terrified players scrambled into the dugout, federal troops reportedly tear-gassed the New York Yankees off the field Friday so President Donald Trump could throw out the first pitch before their opening home game. Sources confirmed that minutes before their...

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