Article 56FRC Congress Approves Defense Relief Funding For Americans To Receive Stimulus Aircraft Carrier

Congress Approves Defense Relief Funding For Americans To Receive Stimulus Aircraft Carrier

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WASHINGTON-In an effort to ensure that the nation's armament needs are met during this tumultuous time, Congress reportedly approved defense relief funding Monday for every American to receive a stimulus aircraft carrier. Starting this week, every American making under $75,000 will be sent a 100,000-ton Nimitz-class...

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