Article 56V4N 27-Year-Old Transforms Into Pensive, Weathered Sage Moments After Sitting In Rocking Chair

27-Year-Old Transforms Into Pensive, Weathered Sage Moments After Sitting In Rocking Chair

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FRANKLIN, TN-Expressing shock at the abrupt metamorphosis, witnesses confirmed Wednesday that local man Mike Heckner, 27, had transformed into a pensive and wistful old sage just moments after sitting in a rocking chair on the front porch of an old farmhouse. He seemed like a pretty ordinary guy until he lowered...

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