Oh dear, what a pity! It seems you can't join the directors at the Zoom meeting today

Mute your mic anyway, the foam is hissing as you open your beer

Zoom says it's fingered "the issue" preventing users from authenticating to the Zoom website, or starting and joining Zoom meetings and webinars, so if you thought you'd miss the 4pm "quick catch-up" with sales, your hopes are getting slimmer....