Death Stranding: Essential worker simulator unites its players amid a lockdown far worse than the real-life one

Trudging through PC port of 2019 console title in 2020 is weird

The RPG Greetings, traveller, and welcome to The Register Plays Games, our monthly gaming column back once again with some triple-A, PlayStation-adjacent "content" albeit this time on PC. Ah, it's good to be home. Promise we'll get back to something a little more indie once the lamestream stops churning out games we actually want to play....