Article 57JWF Pretentious Third-Grader Only Reading Children’s Books That Won Newbery Medal

Pretentious Third-Grader Only Reading Children’s Books That Won Newbery Medal

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WENHAM, MA-Friends of local third-grader Emily DeCateur expressed their bemusement Monday at the 8-year-old's pretentious insistence on only reading books that have won a Newbery Medal. Emily's just really insufferable to try to discuss books with because if you try to recommend a Captain Underpants or something and ...

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