Article 57MBN FDA Promises To Fast-Track Cure For Side Effects Of Fast-Tracked Covid Vaccine

FDA Promises To Fast-Track Cure For Side Effects Of Fast-Tracked Covid Vaccine

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WASHINGTON-Declaring that they had already earmarked tens of millions of dollars toward funding the vital medication, the FDA reportedly promised Tuesday to fast-track a cure for the side effects of the fast-tracked Covid-19 vaccine. Developing a response to address the effects of the accelerated coronavirus...

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