Mate, it's the '90s. You don't need to be reachable every minute of every hour. Your operating system can't cope

Eudora checking for emails how often? On Windows 3.1?

On Call Remember when you wanted to be contactable at all times? No, neither do we. The subject of today's OnCall, however, was the kind of aspiring departmental head who was hellbent on impressing the bosses, no matter what he broke in the process....