Article 583RS Deli Worker Searches For Palest, Mealiest Tomato To Put On Customer’s Sandwich

Deli Worker Searches For Palest, Mealiest Tomato To Put On Customer’s Sandwich

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YARMOUTH, MA-Expressing exasperation at the limited field of options that could properly adorn the turkey club, Xpress Fresh worker Greg Sacco reportedly searched through a deli tub Monday for the palest, mealiest tomato that he could put on a customer's sandwich. It's tough, because you really want something...

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