Article 5870N Professional Bowler Falls Into Existential Crisis After Realizing There No Way To Know How Deep Finger Holes Go

Professional Bowler Falls Into Existential Crisis After Realizing There No Way To Know How Deep Finger Holes Go

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CLERMONT, FL-Begging his wife to promise that his life actually has a purpose and meaning, PBA bowler Norm Duke reportedly fell into an existential crisis Wednesday after realizing there is no way to know how deep finger holes go. How can anything be knowable if such an impossible problem exists? What if the holes go...

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