Article 58B6E White House Vows To Have Something To Stick Into Your Arm By October

White House Vows To Have Something To Stick Into Your Arm By October

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WASHINGTON-Stressing that the vial would be filled with liquid odds and ends, President Donald Trump vowed Friday to have something to stick into your arm by October. Today, I pledge to all citizens of this great nation that within the next few months, you will be able to go somewhere, sit down, and then pay to have...

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