Article 58M9P Townspeople Declare We All Decent Folks Round These Parts Who Don’t Want No Trouble

Townspeople Declare We All Decent Folks Round These Parts Who Don’t Want No Trouble

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LOWELL TOWNSHIP-Announcing their longstanding policy of keeping to themselves mostly, local townspeople declared Monday that they were all decent folks round these parts and didn't want no trouble. We're just simple folk and don't need no out-of-towners coming down and stirring up a fuss," said shop proprietor Tom...

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