Typical. Museum of London Docklands display would be ready to set sail were it not for no-show cast member

A fascinating exhibition of historic artefacts - and that's just the obsolete software

Bork!Bork!Bork! Today's submission to the pantheon of bork comes from reader Alastair Craft (who spotted a rolling BSOD earlier this year) via the rather splendid Museum of London Docklands....