Article 59EBX David Blaine Wakes Up In Cold Sweat From Nightmare In Which He Dies Of Natural Causes

David Blaine Wakes Up In Cold Sweat From Nightmare In Which He Dies Of Natural Causes

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NEW YORK-Mumbling the words old age" and in his sleep" as he thrashed and screamed wildly, illusionist David Blaine reportedly woke up in a cold sweat from a nightmare Friday in which he died of natural causes. Oh my God, that was terrible; it really felt like I was on my deathbed, passing away painlessly and...

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