Article 59J2F NASA Announces Moon Will Be Leaving Earth’s Orbit To Take On New Position With Bigger Planet

NASA Announces Moon Will Be Leaving Earth’s Orbit To Take On New Position With Bigger Planet

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WASHINGTON-Congratulating the natural satellite for moving on to new and exciting opportunities, NASA announced Monday that the moon would be leaving Earth's orbit to take on a position with a bigger planet at the end of the month. This is obviously a bittersweet moment since we've had such a wonderful longstanding...

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