Article 59KN4 New Parents Freaked Out Upon Learning That Babies Can Live Up To 100 Years

New Parents Freaked Out Upon Learning That Babies Can Live Up To 100 Years

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NEWBURYPORT, MA-Panicking after encountering the information while reading through an article online, new parents Lindsey Conway and Michael Rhodes reportedly freaked out Tuesday upon learning that babies can often live up to 100 years. Oh God, we got this baby thinking it would just be a few year commitment, tops,"...

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