CNN Seamstresses Frantically Updating Results On Electoral Map Quilt
by from on (#59XXV)
NEW YORK-Unrolling yet another bolt of quilter's weight cotton as vote tallies poured in from across the country, CNN seamstresses reportedly worked frantically Tuesday night to update county-by-county results on the network's massive electoral map quilt. Dammit, we've got an upset in the Adirondacks and only 25...