Article 59Z6X ‘How Can They Expect Me To Focus Today?’ Asks Man Putting In Usual Half-Assed Effort At Work

‘How Can They Expect Me To Focus Today?’ Asks Man Putting In Usual Half-Assed Effort At Work

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NEW YORK-Though he was indignant that his employer expected him to carry on as normal while the nation awaited results in what might be the most important election of his adult life, sources confirmed local data analyst Dennis Andino nonetheless put in his ordinary half-assed effort at work Wednesday. Seriously, how...

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