Super-antique-fragile-and-it's-XP-alidocious, even though the sight of it is something quite atrocious

A most uneXPected visitor: Windows cling-on spotted by Reg reader Discovery crew member

Bork!Bork!Bork! What is the name of that thing that keeps clinging on even when everyone seems to agree that the time for it to go has long past? Today, Bork brings you the return of Windows XP....