Article 5A55M Nation Hopeful For Better Future Where Activist Celebrities Will Finally Shut The Fuck Up

Nation Hopeful For Better Future Where Activist Celebrities Will Finally Shut The Fuck Up

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NEW YORK-Looking forward to a new age of peace and prosperity, Americans across the country told reporters Monday that they were feeling hopeful for a better future when celebrity activists will finally shut the fuck up. I want my kids to grow up in a world without desperate A-listers belting out some dumb-as-shit...

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