Article 5A75S Scrambling Vatican Quickly Establishes Child Molestation As New Sacrament

Scrambling Vatican Quickly Establishes Child Molestation As New Sacrament

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VATICAN CITY-Backpedaling under increased scrutiny after more revelations of widespread sexual abuse cover-ups in the Catholic Church came to light, a scrambling Vatican quickly issued a proclamation Tuesday establishing child molestation as a new sacrament. We must properly address the role that child molestation...

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