Article 5AJ4S Light Therapy Lamp Opts To Burn Down House Rather Than Face Depressed Man Yet Again

Light Therapy Lamp Opts To Burn Down House Rather Than Face Depressed Man Yet Again

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NASHUA, NH-Unable to stand another encounter with such a dreary and miserable person, a local light therapy lamp reportedly opted to burn down the house Wednesday rather than have to face the depressed man it was supposed to be cheering up yet again. After weeks and weeks of this total sad sack just staring straight...

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