Article 5AM2S ‘Your Honor, I’m Ready To Present,’ Says Giuliani Pulling Rotted Melon, Stray Cat Out Of Old Burlap Sack

‘Your Honor, I’m Ready To Present,’ Says Giuliani Pulling Rotted Melon, Stray Cat Out Of Old Burlap Sack

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WILLIAMSPORT, PA-Informing the judge that he had definitive proof of voter fraud against Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani reportedly announced Thursday in court Your honor, I'm ready to present" as he pulled a rotted melon and a stray cat out of an old burlap sack. Give me a second and I'll show you hard evidence that...

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