Article 5B7RB CDC Introduces New Expedited Quarantine Period Of 3-5 Business Days For $29.99

CDC Introduces New Expedited Quarantine Period Of 3-5 Business Days For $29.99

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WASHINGTON-Revising an earlier mandate requiring Covid-19 patients to self-isolate for 14 days without exception, CDC director Robert Redfield announced Friday that the agency was now offering a new expedited quarantine period of just three to five business days for $29.99. With the simple click of a button,...

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