Article 5BSGZ Desperate AMC Touts Theaters As Nice Dark Places For Teens To Rub Each Other’s Genitals

Desperate AMC Touts Theaters As Nice Dark Places For Teens To Rub Each Other’s Genitals

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LEAWOOD, KS-In an attempt to boost ticket sales by reminding young patrons of the unique benefits offered by cinema, the increasingly desperate movie chain AMC Theaters rolled out a new marketing campaign Thursday that touted its venues as nice dark places for teens to rub each other's genitals. Our top-of-the-line...

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