Article 5BSH0 Remote-Learning Student Praying It Snows Enough To Bring Down Internet Lines To Cancel School

Remote-Learning Student Praying It Snows Enough To Bring Down Internet Lines To Cancel School

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WICHITA, KS-Holding out hope that a severe blizzard would come through her town and wipe out all local online infrastructure, remote-learning student Olivia Antonis was reportedly praying Thursday that it snows enough to bring down internet lines and cancel school. Please God, give us a complete whiteout that screws...

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