Cyberpunk 2077: There's a great game within screaming to get out, but sadly it was released 57 years too early

Over-promised, under-delivered, and plays like an alpha - try again later

The RPG Greetings, traveller, and welcome back to The Register Plays Games, our monthly gaming column. Merry Christmas? Maybe not if you found Cyberpunk 2077 in your stocking....