Article 5CS3J Majority Of Young Children Go Missing The Moment Parent Turns Attention Toward Themself For One Goddamn Second

Majority Of Young Children Go Missing The Moment Parent Turns Attention Toward Themself For One Goddamn Second

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Hear why 9 out of every 10 children go missing as soon as a mother or father chooses to focus on something that isn't about their kids, like eating or showering or briefly sitting in a chair for the first time all day.

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