God Blindsided After Illegitimate Son From Andromeda Galaxy Tracks Him Down In Heaven
THE HEAVENS-Expressing uncertainty about how to handle the awkward situation, The Lord God Almighty was reportedly blindsided Monday after His illegitimate son Xyzyys from the Andromeda Galaxy tracked Him down. Dammit, he clearly used his own money to travel here and he doesn't have any way to get home, so I guess I...