Article 5D1NJ Trump Panicking After Realizing Fingerprints All Over White House

Trump Panicking After Realizing Fingerprints All Over White House

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WASHINGTON-Feeling agitated and desperate with less than 24 hours on the clock, President Donald Trump was reportedly panicking Tuesday after realizing his fingerprints were all over the White House. Oh God, I touched everything-there's no way we have time to get this whole place cleaned," said Trump, who emptied a...

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