Stray Doberman Accidentally Sworn In As President After Putting Paw On Inaugural Bible
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WASHINGTON-Letting out a loud, slobbery bark as onlookers gasped in horror, a stray Doberman pinscher who put his paw on the inaugural Bible was accidentally sworn in as president of the United States, government officials confirmed Wednesday. The 98-pound short-haired canine, who bounded up the stage and sprinted...