Freezing in Newcastle? You're not alone: For one lonesome creature, the world stopped on 31 Dec 2020

The Natwest ATM of woe says no, bleats a plaintive: Bork!

Bork!Bork!Bork! A chill wind from the North greets today's entry in The Register's pantheon of Bork. A hidden (and frozen) cashpoint awaits visitors to Newcastle station....