Paranoid Janet Yellen Hides Entire U.S. Money Supply In Treasury Department Drop Ceiling
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WASHINGTON-Telling reporters that someone may be after her" and that she needed to move fast, a paranoid Janet Yellen reportedly hid the entire U.S. money supply Monday in the Treasury Department's drop ceiling. Yellen, who had recently been sworn in as Treasury secretary, was last seen sprinting down the hallway to...