Article 5DWTG Famished Man Succumbs To Deceitful Whisper Of Hours-Old Gameday Deviled Eggs

Famished Man Succumbs To Deceitful Whisper Of Hours-Old Gameday Deviled Eggs

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CINNAMINSON, NJ-Nervously eyeballing the appetizer tray after the last of the wings and nachos had been polished off, famished man Evan Lee Anders finally succumbed Sunday to the deceitful whisper of hours-old gameday deviled eggs at his Super Bowl party. No, no, no, no, no, I can't. I mustn't," said Anders, who...

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