Article 5E8JK Breaking: Stop That Man!

Breaking: Stop That Man!

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LOS ANGELES-In a late-breaking development currently throwing the entire street into a tizzy, sources confirmed Tuesday that someone needs to stop that man. Police! Anybody-he's getting away," said witness Lisa Oh, noting that the horrid man was rapidly disappearing down the block and would soon be out of sight....

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