Article 5ET00 Justice Department Report Finds Majority Of Homicides Occur Before Opening Credits

Justice Department Report Finds Majority Of Homicides Occur Before Opening Credits

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WASHINGTON-Concluding an exhaustive analysis of the nation's media, the Justice Department issued a report Monday confirming that the majority of homicides occur before the opening credits. While Americans generally believe that murder is most prevalent at the climax or immediately before the commercial break, our...

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