Article 5EYD3 Covid Announces Plan To Move Operations To Texas Full-Time To Escape Burdensome Regulations

Covid Announces Plan To Move Operations To Texas Full-Time To Escape Burdensome Regulations

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AUSTIN, TX-Bemoaning the bureaucratic red tape that had been holding it back for the past year, the Covid-19 virus announced Thursday that it would move its operation to Texas full-time to escape burdensome regulations. Shifting my operation to Texas will give me the freedom to spread my wings and grow this pandemic...

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