Heroic Conservative Risks Own Life To Hide Mr. Potato Heads In Attic
CINCINNATI-Shushing the toys as he carefully studied every vehicle and pedestrian passing by his house, heroic local conservative Darryl Sawchuck reportedly put his life on the line Thursday to hide several dozen Mr. Potato Heads in his attic. Don't worry-you'll be safe with me!" said Sawchuck, who sources confirmed...