Article 5F31V Los Angeles Carries Out Controlled Burn Of Old-Growth Celebrities To Make Way For New Stars

Los Angeles Carries Out Controlled Burn Of Old-Growth Celebrities To Make Way For New Stars

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LOS ANGELES-Working to set thousands of aged and desiccated screen legends aflame, L.A. County officials carried out a controlled burn of old-growth celebrities Monday in an effort to make way for new stars. The process can be a little startling to watch, but thinning out decaying A-listers is a crucial part of...

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