Article 5FDD0 Widow Just Wishes Husband Could Hear All The Rote Pleasantries Funeral Goers Have To Say About Him

Widow Just Wishes Husband Could Hear All The Rote Pleasantries Funeral Goers Have To Say About Him

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ELKTON, MD-Explaining that the hollow gestures of sympathy would certainly bring tears to his eyes, local widow Gina Hasapis told reporters Tuesday that she just wished her late husband could hear all the rote pleasantries that funeral attendees said about him. Oh, if only my Martin could hear you pay forced, ...

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