Article 5FKB6 Marathon Runner Collapses A Little Too Early To Be Compassionately Helped Across Finish Line

Marathon Runner Collapses A Little Too Early To Be Compassionately Helped Across Finish Line

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RALEIGH, NC-Calling the circumstances a real shame," sources confirmed Friday that local marathon runner Mark Weber collapsed a little too early to be compassionately helped across the finish line. I'd be happy to help if, say, he'd collapsed 200 yards from the finish line, but come on, three miles in?" said fellow...

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