Article 5GHT5 Pope Francis Kept Up By Drunk Cardinal Arguing With Girlfriend In St. Peter’s Square

Pope Francis Kept Up By Drunk Cardinal Arguing With Girlfriend In St. Peter’s Square

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VATICAN CITY-Unable to tune out the noisy altercation coming in loud and clear through his bedroom window, Pope Francis could not sleep Monday night because a heavily intoxicated cardinal was engaged in a shouting match with his girlfriend in St. Peter's Square, sources within the Holy See reported. Oh, for fuck's...

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